1) A kinsey is one with the boobs of a goddess.
2) Kinseys are known for their amazing abilities at allowing their female partners to achieve intense, mind-blowing, trippy orgasms to the sounds of ice tea beings stirred accompanied by Mindless Self Indulgence
3) Only kinseys can pull off having fuzzy bellies.
4) Kinseys can intake unlimited amounts of dextromethamorphan
, or coricidin
and are still able to have a full-functioning non-damaged stomache lining.
5) A woman who has a strange fetish for men to make romance explosion
s on her stomache.
Did you see them tits on that bitch? She a kinsey, fo sho!
Girl: OMG, yesterday my best friend woke me up with the most amazing feeling!
Boy: She suck ya coocha?
Boy: Must be a kinsey.
Shit man, she had a hairy stomache. But I just couldn't stay away. That girl was a definite kinsey.
I was so fucked up yesterday, I took 32 ccs, then went and ate five double cheeseburgers from Mcdonalds. I was a total kinsey.
Girl: Babe, I want you to nut all over my belly...
Boy: What a kinsey!
A kind of girl that is a best friend; someone you would be lucky to know!
I found a kinsey the other day; she's pretty amazing!
girl. She has the prettiest blue eyes
you will ever see and a big ol' booty
. She's the type of girl to be your best friend
. She says exactly what's on her mind at any time. You would be so lucky to have her around you. By far the best girlfriend
you could have and one you're going to want to hold on to. She's a dime.
That girl's a Kinsey
. I HAVE to have her.
a type of sexual pleasure for a whole city, state, or country.
"hey i totally did kinsey the other night!"
super hot(but not so bright),loves to party, and gets around
also gets into alot of trouble but usually gets out of it
your did all that?
your such a kinsey
An awesome, super-fashionable person who is not the best speller, but is always there for you!
oh, thats kinsey
A being with the ability to stun other humans with their impeccable beauty. A "Kinsey" is one who everyone wants to be like, and people will wish they had the talent that a "kinsey" holds.
jay: hey bro did you see that girl last night
nick: yeah man she was a total kinsey. i was blinded.
jay: i must have her. now.