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to kingham somebody, when the said person is sucking your penis you pull out and ejaculate into their eyes blinding them, then you shit all over their chin before whipping back round to piss in their hair and kick them in the nose breaking it...to finish off a kingham shove a nine inch kitchen knife into their intestine and rip it out with your teeth and then of course finish off and fuck off out of there, but remember to act grumpy...
"I was shagging a beasley last night and she farted so i pulled a kingham on her...." Mr Kingham
by jibran hates kingham May 04, 2007

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