king of shit island

When everyone wants to be in charge of a shitty job or task.

Boss: Somebody shit on the coats. Who wants to clean it up?

Worker 1: I'll do it.

Worker 2: No , I'll do it, I know where the cleaning supplies are.

Worker 1: Well, I'll lick it clean.

Adviser: You two can fight all you want about who can clean shit better, but I'm King of Shit Island.

by XP-Guidogangsta January 22, 2014

king kong shit

A shit that is so awful that it rips your anus and destroys any toilet that comes in range.

Dude that King Kong Shit clogged my whole neighborhoods septic systems and sent me to the hospital.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014

burger king that shit

When you're in a fight, and your coach wants you to take it to the center of the ring.

Coined by Forrest Griffin on The Ultimate Fighter 7, where the ring had a huge Burger King decal on the center. Forrest blurted out "Get in the center! BURGER KING THAT SHIT!!!" while one of his students was fighting.

Get in the center! BURGER KING THAT SHIT!!!

by Demogorgo May 25, 2009

king cobra shit

When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.

"What took you so long?"
"Relax man, I had to take a King Cobra Shit."

by PeaTearGriffin June 5, 2005

king shit

in terms of internet slang-
when a man does something good,

he is on his king shit.

robert: i just quit smoking cigs
ali: proud of you. king shit.

by weedstink July 27, 2020

king shit

it means you are the end all be all of everything.

"I am king shit of fuck mountain"-Mr.Show

by h-lo August 24, 2004

king shit

someone who thinks they are more important than they are

someone whose attitude changed after something good or even bad happened

".... and now he thinks he's king shit"

"he's acting like king shit"

"he's just another king shit, so who cares"

by DWatson March 18, 2005