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King Leonidas

From the movie 300 and real life King Leonidas king of the greek state Sparta, also the most badass motherfucker in existance
King Leonidas:you bring the crowns and heads of conqured kings to MY city steps, you insult MY queen, threaten MY people with slavery and death oh ive chosen my words very carefully persian, perhaps you should have done the same. *holding messenger at sword point in front of the "pit of death"*

Persian messenger: THIS IS BLASPHEMY, THIS IS MADNESS

Leonidas *looks at queen* *looks back* madness,?....... THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA *KICKS MESENGER INTO PIT OF DEATH*
King Leonidas by Cipher158 June 19, 2009
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King Leonidas

When you are standing up fucking your girl from behind and when you are about to blow you stick your foot on her ass and kick her off. Yelling out THIS IS SPARTA as your man fountain goes off and she flies into wall/DVD stand etc.
She told me to pull out so I gave her the king leonidas . As she picked herself off the floor I asked what's for dinner?
King Leonidas by The D since 83 January 26, 2016

King Leonidas

–verb (sex act) the King Leo-Ni-dUs;
A sex act performed by a male receiving oral sex from a female on the top bunk of a dual level bunk bed. The act is initiated with a quick, but not hard, strike to the back of the females head. This will cause the female to rise up and question the males motive for the contact. It is at this point that the male delivers a quick and swift kick to the females chest knocking her from the top bunk and proclaims, "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!".
"No, Jenny didn't get jumped, Johnny just gave her the ol' King Leonidas last night."

"Michelle never again talked of her desire to get nailed a Persian after her boyfriend gave her a King Leonidas."

"Its good to be King."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026