king kong dong 

the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.

King Kong Dong wishes for you to pet him with your tongue. and feet. at the same time.

king kong dong by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 14, 2003

meter long king kong dong 

A male with a very large dick. Much like how King Kong was very big.

Sarah does nick have a meter long King Kong dong like everyone says?

meter long king kong dong by Savvyyy October 13, 2015

king kong ding dong 

A huge penis, comparable only to that of King Kong.

1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won't close anymore!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!

king kong ding dong by Clit Eatswood December 28, 2005

kingkongdong

When your dick gets to the same size as the empire state building becaus you saw a hot ass lady.

“That girl gave me a Kingkongdong”

kingkongdong by Doggy Kat March 14, 2018