A person with snake like qualities (usually of Pakistani descent) who stirs the pot, sets friends up against each other and slithers out of all situations with straight up bullshit!
Look at that King Cobra slithering about spewing his venom between his friends.
by Whatsyachops September 18, 2017
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A fine malt liquor to share among friend to enhance life's special moments. A subtle blend of hobo pee and repressed memory, never pair with raisin balls. Or your dad's balls. No balls.
Beth and Nicole drank their King Cobra, knowing that at that moment, the pinnacle of their whole life had been reached, and there was no greater joy than this bum swill and good friends.
by BethArgy July 4, 2015
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A brand of Malt Liquor produced by Anheuser-Busch particularly being in forty ounce bottles. Very inexpensive and smooth tasting.
Hey grab me one of those forties...Yeah, the King Cobra...
by Jeffrey M. March 10, 2006
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An extra large turd that, once deployed, coils around the bottom of the toilet bowl with the last two inches appearing above the water line.
I clogged the toilet..the king cobra strikes again!
by tunofun February 15, 2011
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Ya Kno: Grab me a 40
True: Yea kid, what kind?
Ya Kno: King Cobra
True: True
by Get Money September 28, 2005
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When having sex the man pulls out, cums in his own mouth, spits it in the girls eyes and then punches her in the face.
I need to brush my teeth because I just gave Shera a king cobra.
by spitting cobra June 28, 2009
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Look at the king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand what it feels like to talk to an arrogant person
by Sexydimma June 12, 2016
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