king shit

somethin fit for a king

this lamborghini is KING SHIT

by G DOGG June 11, 2003

King shit

To deficate in one's pillow case as a result of a previous altercation.

You've just been King shit'd

by Laddy!

by Mrjps June 30, 2018

king shit

Taking the Biggest Shit Ever

"Honey Get the Kids they gotta see this KING SHIT"
-Your Daddy

by King$hitTaker November 3, 2007

king shit

To give someone a hotcarl while recieving a blow job.

The neighbor girls stopped by last night and well one gave me a hummer and the other one wanted a hot carl so it was game on. I felt like king shit.

by smoothupinya November 18, 2006

King shit

Dewey............................. . . . . .of course its dewey cuz dewey is the coolest

you are such a king shit...
thank u king shit

by dewsta April 5, 2005

King Shit of Turd Mountain

Someone who believes that they are at the top of the pecking order, when in reality, they aren't, and the pecking order they think they're top of is also shit.

John thinks he's the best chessplayer in the club. Isn't he just King Shit of Turd Mountain.

by P.S. Taker July 23, 2011

king turd of shit island

(insult) An individual who believes they are important when in fact they aren't. Usually a person in a mediocre position leading a mediocre project or team. Very prevelant in the U.S. military.

Man, look at Tom, he thinks he is so important. Me must be the king turd of shit island.

by Jim December 6, 2003