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Snake: That guy with the mustache...

Colonel: Ha. You mean the "King of Second Bananas"?

Snake: Hey, that's Luigi! Show him a little respect!

Colonel: Look at that pale skin. He's been living in his brother's shadow for too long.

Snake: That's a low blow, Colonel!

Colonel: Face it, Snake! Once a kid brother, always a kid brother!

Snake: Colonel, what's gotten into you?!

Colonel: La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo.

Snake: Colonel, snap out of it! Colonel!! COLONEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Joe McLary August 24, 2009
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