Kilometres Davis

Name by which Miles Davis goes on in Europe.

—Man, I love Miles Davis's music!
—Was? Ich weiß nicht von wem Sie sprechen
—Kilometres Davis, die best!
—Ahhhh, ja!!

Kilometres Davis by stert January 14, 2024

I'm kilometres ahead 

The European/rest of the world version for the famous "miles ahead of you".

Miles = US
Kilometres = Europe and Rest of the World

Gamer A: I'm kilometres ahead of you, there's no chance you'll catch up now.

Gamer B: We'll see about it in a second.

I'm kilometres ahead by Anon12576343 April 26, 2011

Left it on the train a few kilometres after its station

An original metaphor that means taking something to far without realising, and then realising after.

An original, by me.

Tommy said a weird joke that I think he left on the train a few kilometres after its station.

I’m sorry, I think I definitely left it on the train a few kilometres after its station.

Left it on the train a few kilometres after its station by Anonymous Weetup January 27, 2026

what the fuck is a kilometer

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (GUNSHOTS) (EAGLE CRIES)

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER"
"I DONT KNOW"

what the fuck is a kilometer by cyassiiherselflol September 28, 2021

kilometre

Often misspelt as kilometer.

The kilometre (SI symbol: km) is a unit of length in the metric system, equal to 1000 metres (kilo: being the SI prefix for 1000). It is now the measurement unit used, officially, for expressing distances between geographical places on land, in most of the world.

John was given a speeding ticket last night; according to the police officer, he was travelling 60 kilometres per hour or km/h, over the speed limit.

The Tagus Bridge in Lisbon, Portugal has a central span of 1.013 kilometres or km.

kilometre by Roger Miles January 23, 2014

What The Fuck is a Kilometer

A thing that Americans say because we use the imperial system and not the metric system

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!

What The Fuck is a Kilometer by TheRealUltraJack299 January 19, 2023

kilometers per second

Km/s (kill myself)

I did so bad on my test I really wanna kilometers per second

kilometers per second by Simon Chiang November 10, 2017