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Punch line to the joke listed below.

Made popular by a scene in the movie Black Sheep where Chris Farely's character is loudly heard telling the punchline. Abscence of the body of the joke in the movie led many to believe the joke did not really exist and there was only a punchline.
Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"

Little Johnnie replied "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
by JKKendrick December 26, 2009
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Rectum, damn near killed him!

This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
by ax949 October 9, 2003
mugGet the Rectum, damn near killed him!mug.

Rectum, damn near killed him!

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...
Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!
by Pabs Momoney August 25, 2003
mugGet the Rectum, damn near killed him!mug.

god is dead and we have killed him

Yeah... Aye there's no denying it.
Ok, Furry's exist, God is dead and we have killed him
by SumRandoDud December 6, 2018
mugGet the god is dead and we have killed himmug.

I didn't say we should kill him

A funny sentence because it can be used in many different ways!

See below:
I didn't say we should kill him
I DIDN'T say we should kill him
I didn't SAY we should kill him
I didn't say WE should kill him
I didn't say we SHOULD kill him
I didn't say we should KILL him
I didn't say we should kill HIM
by Enby Humanoid January 4, 2021
mugGet the I didn't say we should kill himmug.

I almost killed him

OOOH! OH! DID YOU NOW JOE ROGAN!? LOOK AT THAT! SEE!?
Hoe Rogaine "I almost killed him for saying a singer was shit! I can't even interact with Hym because I just wouldn't be able to control myself!"

Hym "Uh-Oh! I guess that means Matt Dillahunty has to be the boss of you forever! You can't maintain that you will kill certain people because you can't control yourself but that I need to be controlled and don't get rights. I guess no more guns for Joe Rogan huh? Did I kill Noah? Nope. Should have. And this just proves that you are doing this under false pretenses. So... They tried CEO... And They tried politicians.... Who will be next? Pundits? PLEEEEASE let it be pundits! Heheheh..."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
mugGet the I almost killed himmug.

I'll kill him if I see him

Ha! You'd better hurry up! You know? Cus you're not going to be able to see anything pretty soon here! Right!? Because of the deterioration!? Ahahahaha!
Dan Crenshaw "I'll kill him if I see him!"

Hym "Hahaha! Great! I'll probably start with you and DeSantis if I'm being honest so... Go ahead. Go kill him. You're running out of time. Saves me the trouble of doing it. Go forth Dan-Kun!"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2025
mugGet the I'll kill him if I see himmug.

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