The first time your wife lets you hit it after she's been withholding sex for so long you could swear there's cobwebs in her birth canal. Just like killing a real spider, desperation rules, and the only option is to get the job done as quickly as possible.
John: Liz asked me to kill the spider last night...
Jim: Wow, what did you do to piss her off in the first place?
Jim: Wow, what did you do to piss her off in the first place?
by Jesus Christ, Superdave June 29, 2013
Actual white spiders have bacteria that decays the flesh and have a white tip on their arse. So it means both to push a heap of cum out of your pussy in an attempt to avoid an STD and watch it slide down the toilet bowl. Or to simply spray a heap out of cum out of your arse (again to avoid an STD) so that is spreads in the toilet and trickles down the sides like spider legs.
I don't like killing , even white spiders, but in this case it was to protect my family.
Just killed a white spider by taking the load internally and pushing it out down the toilet bowl.
Just killed a white spider by taking the load internally and pushing it out down the toilet bowl.
by Allsorties July 19, 2017
Euphemism for defecating
by Hammertime20 July 16, 2020