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To masturbate, said exclusively by females.

An offshoot from kill a kitten.
"He's very hot. I may kill a puppy or two tonight."
by A Farkette November 18, 2002
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To masturbate. Actually called kill a kitten.
Every time you masturbate, god kills a puppy.
by Skiff December 31, 2003
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take a piss, as in if you took a piss right now, the piss level on the floor would reach the height of a puppy's head, drowning it in piss
"Man, i gotta kill a puppy so bad!"
by theloneranger February 25, 2008
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