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Kilian can be crazy sometimes, but he is always caring. He wants to help, but can sometimes get carried away. Kilian also is kind of annoying, but he is confident in what he does. If you know a Kilian, lucky you! You might just, if you're lucky, get him. If you do get him, you better keep him.
Kilian by FirestormForever February 28, 2017
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To become so intoxicated off of cheap alcohol that one exhibits the need to empty the contents of their stomach into the nearest receptacle; to throw up violently.
He just kilbaned all into that glass at The Brick.
Kilbane by Angibean July 28, 2011

Kliban Cat 

A cartoon character fat grey-striped tabby with lots of attitude and not a care in the world. Makes Garfield look like a high-strung pansie.
best example was available on a t-shirt in the early '80s and featured Kliban Cat sitting on a barstool playing a guitar and singing these lyrics:

Love to eat them mousies
Mousie's what I love to eat
Bite their little heads off
Nibble on their tiny feet.
(v) The act of pushing a shuttlecock or ping-pong ball along the floor back towards the other player when the intention was to scoop it or flip it up in the air so the opponent could catch it. This almost always results in the opponent having to do what Kilbane should have done originally in bending down and picking it up himself.
Bacher walks up to the net to retrieve the shuttlecock that has caught the net and fails in his attempt to flip it up to Agler. It instead slides a few feet on the floor just out of reach of Bacher, so Bacher decides the shuttlecock retrieval is now out of his hands and proceeds to get in position for the next exchange while Agler will likely injure his back or somehow break a bone while picking it up.
Agler: “If you Kilbane that goddamn shuttlecock again I swear I’m gonna sodomize you with the head of this racket.”
kilbane by j.agler July 28, 2011
Kilian is a very Nice Guy with a dark sense of humour and a great knowledge of memes. He has a hard time opening up but when he does he'll be the most awesome person you'll meet. If you have him keep him.
"Ah man you pulled a total Kilian with that joke, that's amazing!"
Kilian by AnameWithaT September 21, 2018
(1935-1990) Although at one time a cartoonist for Playboy magazine, this amazing artist was made famous by his adorable cartoons featuring cats.
"The Kliban Cat is cherished icon that can surely put a smile on anyone's face."
B. Kliban by devilzukin December 7, 2003