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kidmitment 

A commitment that involves your kids. It could also involve other kids that may not be yours, but you still have a commitment with them. For example, a youth sports team or something with the neighborhood kids.

Great parents will use this word to let others know that they value the time with their kids and want to spend their free time with them.

Lame parents will use this word as an excuse to get out of something they don't want to do and don't have the guts to say no to.

Smart people (that may not have kids) will use this word to get the time off they need to give something back to their community by helping out with youth sports and other ways to get kids involved and learning.
Sorry guys ... I cannot make it tonight because I have a kidmitment. Alternate use: Hey folks I need to wrap this meeting up to leave by 5 for a kidmitment.
kidmitment by freecher July 10, 2010
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Kidmmitment 

When there is an event or obligations that is for a child only and not for you.
"I couldn't watch the Stanley Cup last night because I had a kidmmitment to take my son to a birthday party."
Kidmmitment by CMCG June 8, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026