(n)-"kitten", used to describe a cat or kitten, regardless of size or age. Used when the said cat or kitten is being particularly furry, and or wee. Actually you can use it whenever. Oh well.
The furry furry kiddon is grooving all over my lap.
The wee kiddon sailed across the lake, sipping a can of Fresca.
If I were a kiddon, I would totally rub my face all over your new shirt and get kiddon hair on it. Big time.