Kickball Mitt - Used to describe something undescribeable, such as the sound of a fat kid being stuffed into Barbie easy bake oven.
Did you hear that noise Jack made last night? Sounded crazier then a kickball mitt.
by Kanzan27 September 27, 2007
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A kickball pitcher is someone who rolls the kickball from the mound towards home plate to start each play.

Typically, the kickball pitcher delegates a team member to beer duty. This is seen as the highest honor a member of the team can receive.
The kickball pitcher continues to delegate me to beer duty.
by mastersplinter99 May 20, 2014
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MLKB is the first men's professional Major League Kickball league ever. Started and owned by FACKA (Frederick Adult Coed Kickball League) President Jason Mecler, MLKB leads off with 8 teams across the country, ( The Maryland Monarchs, Philadelphia Funk, New York Snappers, Chicago Kestrels, Phoenix Gilas, Akron Marauders, Los Angeles Threshers, and the DC Metros) and new teams on the way. Games will take place on professional softball fields. The traditional red ball has been replaced with a custom made, black, size 5 soccer "style" ball with treading and 9 men fielding. With an iphone, ipad and itouch app already out, real teams and major sponsorship, Major League Kickball is looking to take over as the next big professional sport.
Major League Kickball is coming soon to a city near you.
by alicat1616 October 26, 2010
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A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is breasts. Third is a handjob. Fourth is a blowjob. And home is the obvious.
Dude, Alex was totally dominating the California Kickball Five Base League last night. That kid's got game.
by Cum-czar May 2, 2009
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A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is groping. Third is a handjob or fingering. Fourth is a blowjob or eating out. And home is the obvious.

And for those people who happen to skip a base, they chill out at the pitchers mound.

And for those extra special people who are extremely innocent, they are still trying find their way to the field from the parking lot.
Joe couldn't get anywhere in the California Kickball Five Base League last night... his asian roommate was there.
by rejca May 5, 2009
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