by ouch my dick hurts June 25, 2007
An unwanted poke to your backside from your significant others erect penis while spooning or sleeping next to him.
by groovingirl28 January 25, 2008
by DumDinoDeluxe October 4, 2020
Twin 1: "hey friend my girlfriend just dumped me."
Friend: "i'm sorry, who did she leave you for?"
Twin 2: "Me!"
Friend: "Well, ain't that a kick in the dick?"
Friend: "i'm sorry, who did she leave you for?"
Twin 2: "Me!"
Friend: "Well, ain't that a kick in the dick?"
by sexy m&m December 22, 2008
Revenge from the ladies for Ass Slap October. Any girl can kick a guy in the balls and it be fine.
This is what you get for sexually harassing us :)
This is what you get for sexually harassing us :)
by Panic._.Emma October 2, 2019
To be finely screwed over.
To have been taken for a ride with sheer finesse.
Getting had so well that you never knew it until much later.
To complete a task without any problems.
To hit a target with pin point accuracy.
To have been taken for a ride with sheer finesse.
Getting had so well that you never knew it until much later.
To complete a task without any problems.
To hit a target with pin point accuracy.
by jsd9632 January 25, 2012
On September 1st this the day that girls can kick a guy in the balls and if you like it or not it will happen to you if you participated in nation grab ass day
Person: bro it’s National Dick kick day I’m soo dead
Person2: why
Person3: I grabbed a girls ass on national grab ass day
Person2: why
Person3: I grabbed a girls ass on national grab ass day
by Funny girl wit da Chicken August 28, 2019