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an alternate way of saying kitty kittie or kitties
Hello kibbies!
kibbies by wheats303 April 25, 2010
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Kibbies is when you get one or more crap item from a clue scroll on runescape
"What did you get on your last few clues?"

"Oh, they were all complete kibbies"
kibbies by ::Brad:: July 4, 2007

kibbles and bits 

Poop trapped in one's ass and discovered while fingering or fucking someone.
Damn, his ass had all kinds of kibbles and bits when I fingered his hole.
kibbles and bits by Preluder August 20, 2006

kibbles and vicks 

A dog food containing michael vicks very own special and secret recipe.
My dog loves that new kibbles and vicks dog food!!

halo kibbles

halo kibbles is slang for hallucinagenics
Yo raplh you didnt tell me this weed was laced with halo kibbles
halo kibbles by Th3 Sh3pard23 March 22, 2009

kibbles and bits 

The bits of shit that escape from an anus because the sphincter has become so distended - be it from anal sex or other activities - that it can no longer retain feces.
John gets fucked in the ass so much he leaves a trail of kibbles and bits wherever he goes
kibbles and bits by Mr Fantabulous September 23, 2006

Kibblesmith 

A kibblesmith - A man who is afraid of his own erection.
Dan: "Muscle bound super heroes really intimidate me"
Chad: 'Shut up you kibblesmith"
Kibblesmith by IntoxicaSean April 9, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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