A man who uses women for money and clout with the primary goal of marrying them, getting them pregnant,cheating on them, divorcing them and collecting alimony and child support to then support their many other children and a felon wife with a horse face. You can usually find him stuffing dozens of donuts in his face in his yard, Washing em down with a bottle of Jack while his children run around the swimming pool out back that wife number one paid for.
Look at that kfat on TV talking smack about the woman who pays his bills.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'