A small town in Florida. Located in Clay County. Most of the girls in the High school have turned bisexual because most of the guys there are fuck boys. There is also a lot of "rich bitches" who think they are all that and get everything from there parents. We have the most churches in the county. But everybody is fake as fuck.
Everybody party's illegally in Keystone Heights. But that's only because there is nothing else to do
by Gk345 March 15, 2016
Full of a bunch of obnoxious people, a lot of rich people live here who think they are privileged just because they have more money, a lot of people are turning gay because you cant trust anyone out of your sex. All the 14 year olds are going out and having sex because we have nothing better to do. Mainly all the popular girls have a thigh gap bigger than the Grand Canyon and get mad when they dont get the new iPhone 7. Full of rednecks also and a bunch of Trump supporters. The only good thing about Keystone is when you get to leave.
We dont even have to go to Arizona to see the Grand Canyon, we can just look at her thighs! - people of Keystone Heights
by Idekjustmadethistopostsomethin December 20, 2016
There is a school located in Keystone Heights in Clay county. In khhs there are a bunch of pot heads, thots, man hoes, and rich ass bitches. Some of the pot head ages can go as low or lower than 8. Pretty much everyone is a pot head and if your not, wtf is wrong with you. Thots.thots. and thots. thots fill up the school many 12 year old girls will have sex with 20 year olds on a park bench. if you go to khhs you will know who i’m talking about. there’s also a bunch of man hoes, guys will do anything to get some p*ssy. literally anything. there are so many rich ass bitches that think they’re better than everyone else when they’re not 🙄🙄 there are so many rednecks so many people love mudding it’s not unusual to see some one one the side of the road in their bathing suits playing in the mud while it rains.most of the parties are illegal with many drugs. a lot of things happen at k beach, very many bad things happen there. basically there just are a lot of things that happen in keystone but it’s over all hella fun, take a vacation over if you want, most people her are welcoming.
by x-unknown-x May 14, 2019
A small town in Florida alot like starke but with just as many lakes as there is rednecks, the town is ruled by two gay lovers Justin beiber and K-Sexy-MuthaFlippin-The Man, who are both military badasses and protect the town of keystone heights whenever the crazy rednecks of keystone and starke collide. Other than lakes and rednecks the only other thing keystone has going for it is its Friday night lights, which is definitely nothing special since it's a team comprised solely of midget strippers AND....you guessed it MORE REDNECKS! So if you wanna have n amazing time in Florida like you've heard all about on TV shows then just be sure to steer clear of Keystone Heights.
by K-Sexy-MuthaFlippin-The Man April 11, 2016
A small town in Florida, at the high school all the rich bitches think they are all that, and all the guys are hoes and talk shit about girls, alot why most if the girls are bisexual or gay, we are a bunch or rednecks and alot of pot heads, we have alot of partying going on with under age drinking but everyone gets a way with it because no one cares in keystone
by Yee yee juice *drinks* May 14, 2019