An exclusive group of savage bastards who get most of their nutrients from the delicious cold beer named keystone light. They have been known to steal wives, grandmothers and sisters for a romantic night lasting less than 30 minutes and then disappearing into the abyss to never be seen again. They will also kick your ass if you a craft beer hippy
Jenn- I haven't heard back from James all week!
One armed girl- he's a keystone kowboy. He's probably down in boys town and has gotten a new number
by Smokinoak August 28, 2017
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