kexpresso 

a type of diarrhoea produced by one who needed a crappuccino, but couldn't get to the toilet on time

My undercrackers are in a mess darling, I have a bad case of kexpresso

kexpresso by Steve October 22, 2003

expresso your stresso and depresso 

when your drinking a coffee and you just need to tell people how much of a downward spiral your life has been

i want you to expresso your stresso and depresso

expresso your stresso and depresso by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

expresso

what is thought by the speaker to be espresso. A common mispronounciation by those hoping to appear sophisticated.

I'll have two shots of expresso to help rid me of my ineptitude.

expresso by Chach September 8, 2003

expresso

Hillbilly for "espresso."

I asked for coffee on Ro-dee-o drive, but alls they had was expresso.

expresso by Geoff_M August 25, 2010

Expresso Depresso

A phrase used to describe the feeling of depression that comes onto someone when they least expect it and is usually due to many unfortunate and/or negative things happening to the person who is feeling depressed. It usually does a lot of damage emotionally and can result in a massive mood swing for the depressee. The Espresso part is made up of the words express and espresso. It refers to the sudden draining feeling you get after drinking a highly caffeinated drink such as an Espresso (relatable to that of an Expresso Depresso type meltdown) and the fact that the depressed feeling comes really quickly (almost like express delivery!). The depresso part is the word depression, manipulated to sound better/rhyme with the word Expresso.

Jasmin: I'm feeling SO Expresso Depresso right now.
Hayley: Why what happened?
Jasmin: Well I was fine this morning until my boyfriend and I got into ANOTHER fight, I failed my math test, and there's a new rumour being spread about me.
Hayley: Gosh, that IS depressing... :(

Expresso Depresso by Jasmin S. December 9, 2008

KOMPRESSOR 

The term Mercedes Benz uses for their supercharged models.

The SL55AMG comes has badges that say "V8 Kompressor", meaning it has a supercharged V8.

KOMPRESSOR by Jack February 26, 2005

KOMPRESSOR 

A german Industrial artist who moved from Bremen, Germany to Ohio, USA. Easy to pass off at first as a passing joke, but his music is actually quite good, nonsensical lyrics aside.

KOMPRESSOR, his song titles, and lyrics, must always be written in all caps. For more information and MP3s, go to www.kompressormusic.com

KOMPRESSOR is coming to crush me with mighty synthesizer attack!

KOMPRESSOR by Teucer June 30, 2003