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ketchsquirt 

the liquid that comes out of the ketchup bottle when you don't shake it
oh my god my fries are covered in ketchsquirt..
ketchsquirt by aly riley April 16, 2008

Ketchen-ism

Adjective: describes someone doing something that they and only them could do
“Someone put batteries in the fridge
“Yup that’s a ketchen-ism
Ketchen-ism by Jt44 March 13, 2022
a term used to insult a friend when they are behaving in a disgusting manner, possibly ladish or yobbish. However it's used in a humorous way and only applied to friends.
1. Oi stop ketching about.
2. why you acting like such a ketche?
3. you dirty little ketche!!
ketche by Relatively clever July 8, 2010

Ketchustard 

Ketchup and Mustard mixed together. This used to be a popular dip for french fries and several other dishes until about the year 2005. Now Mayochup is being eaten on everything including french fries.
People used to be fans of Ketchustard before 2005, now everybody despises Ketchustard and loves Mayochup instead
Ketchustard by Phaenixdrools October 20, 2008
A Ketcher is a handsome young man.
Isn't Ketcher handsome!?
ketcher by Mr.trantist August 5, 2016
Ketcher is a nice, sweet, and funny guy. If you somehow stumble upon Ketcher, he will make you feel like the happiest person in the world. He is a great boyfriend and a great normal friend.
Man Ketcher is so great. He makes me smile every day.
Ketcher by Mr Senior Man June 13, 2018