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kerplumpkin

A blumpkin during which the fecal matter splashes onto the face of the individual performing the fellatio.
All I wanted to do was give a simple blumpkin but, after a night of Indian food at Ali Baba's Cave, it ended up being a kerplumpkin.

Kerplunking 

Where one or more people hang from a miscellaneous object.
Lucy and Adam were sick of planking, so instead decided to try out kerplunking.
They kerplunked from a tree branch.

Kerblumpkin 

When the person receiving a blumpkin drops a huge turd and the person giving the blumpkin gets a huge splash of shit water on the underside of their chin; When the person giving a blumpkin gets water splashed on their face from a dropping or exploding shit.

Kerplunk + Blumpkin = Kerblumpkin
I need to wash this shit water off my face because my boyfriend gave me a gnarly kerblumpkin.
Kerblumpkin by BSleepy June 13, 2010

Kerplnunkin 

To receive oral sex on a toilet, while defecating.
With a Kerplnunkin you feel relieved twice.
Kerplnunkin by s6897 September 22, 2006

kerblumpkin 

true love, getting a blowjob while on the toilette
my g/f gave me a kerblumpkin yesterday!
kerblumpkin by UsedCarMan September 11, 2005

Kerplumbkin 

A Sexual term,
An act were a woman or man(Depending on preferance)gives oral sex while the other partner deficates.
Kerplumbkin by Armageddon May 30, 2004