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Is a word to describe a fucker that is also considered to be a bastard.A fornicator from a single parent unmarried household, or a guy that is a prick who gets a lot of ass.Can be used to describe a selfish unpleasant fellow. The word is street slang thrown around by Eastern Market DC ballers .
That kertard should give up the rock, I was wide open.
kertard by Joe Touchole November 20, 2007
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the sexiest nigga on earth. has a huge cock 9+ inches. pulls all the hoes too. you’d be lucky to talk to or even date a kernard so if you have one, never let him go.
omg kernard’s cock is so huge
kernard by jefferyells123 August 7, 2022
Kernard is a man you’ll want to have in your corner. He’s trustworthy, a natural born leader and dedicated to seeing you succeed. He’s a natural charismatic guy that can sometimes make girls think he’s the biggest flirt. He’s the leader among them all.
Kernard is a true leader.
kernard by Therightonetogo November 22, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026