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Keenhole 

(v.) To copulate with a person by way of a large gauge in his or her earlobe. Mostly performed by homosexuals with body modifications, this hobby is also enjoyed by heterosexual couples.

(n.) The act or fetish of penetrating a person's earlobe piercing hole with one's penis.
By you asking how I could be attracted to someone with large ear gauges, I can tell that you're a man that has never keenholed someone.
Keenhole by deathofsanity August 7, 2010
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dirty keenhole 

(v.) To pass feces through a large gauge in his or her earlobe.
(n.) The act or fetish of passing feces through a person's earlobe piercing hole.
I saw that you had a large gauge ear piercing, as you know, I am into scat, I was wondering if you would be willing to try a dirty keenhole?"

Klondike Kornhole 

After an Alaskan Pipeline you take the condom and squeeze out the contents into your partners anus then proceed to have anal sex with them.
After Bill thoroughly enjoyed the Alaskan Pipeline he decided to take it out of his butt and squeeze the insides onto his partners cornhole then proceed to penetrate him to really enjoy the the changing of the seasons of Alaska by traveling through the Klondike Kornhole.
Klondike Kornhole by itsabat July 6, 2009
Sometimes used to describe a gaping hole in a vessel.

More recently used in slang to describe the sphincter of people named Ken.
My goodness that iceberg punctured a huge Kenhole in the bow.

Slang-- I agree, that guy probably has an enormous and dirty kenhole.
kenhole by L Cohen March 16, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026