kerblockin 

when someone takes the side of their(usually)pointer finger on one hand, or the front of a few fingers and moves them back and forth across the front of the nose, which slightly moves the nose's position left and right across that general area of the face, due to the nose itching.When being around someone who kerblocks constantly, you may get very annoyed; sometimes you can hear a little squeaky sound.

Kurt:dude,did you see kisty last night? He was kerblockin all night long!
Ja'Quez:yeah dude, I was getting really annoyed

kerblockin by brett474 September 1, 2008

kerplonk

noun: A plonker whose actions are especially idiotic, eliciting surprise from any witnesses to their actions.

You're an absolute kerplonk sometimes, you know that?

kerplonk by Two9A January 25, 2011

Kerbonk

The act of being tyler-1 bonked and curbed simultaneously.

On the way home from work, I was kerbonked

Kerbonk by B0NK June 21, 2020

kerblockistan 

The town where people run red lights.

Idiots from kerblockistan

kerblockistan by Child0099283 February 15, 2019

Kerplunkage 

A sound made when a solid lands in a liquid .

Brad's kerplunkage from the beer pong game made him the talk of the town

Kerplunkage by ColinSimson April 1, 2019

Kersplonka 

Slang for ass, similarly to how "badonkers" is used as a term for breasts. Can also be spelled like "Kersplonker".

You've got MASSIVE Kersplonkas, dude. Double caked up on a Thursday afternoon, right there.

Kersplonka by knightofpherae February 1, 2021