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The act of being so incomprehensibly high that one loses all sense of reality and the world blends to create a singularity. Typically used to describe the feeling after a bong rip when you take a step into another dimension. One of the more extreme words that come after the prefix "ker-" (I.e kerklanked and kerblazed)
After Jimmy took the bong rip, he entered a state of being kerblasted and lost all sense of reality. He woke up 5 hours later in a dumpster in New York City. He lives in Hawaii.
by Slimjakie October 26, 2016

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Very stoned; having smoked or consumed cannabis sativa.
"Let's get the oil pastels and start drawing, I'm kerblasted."
"Why am I not surprised?"
by Charles WoodZen November 13, 2011

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Indescribably stoned out of your fucking mind. Baked as a cake. High as fucking hell. Eyes as red as tomatoes, pretty much incomprehensible of anything.
Dude that bong hit has me fucking kerblasted.
by sarahknowswords March 15, 2017

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