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An antisocial girl that some people might even think as "sexy." She loves peeling carrots at her friends who bring her dishonor, like Lily! Guys are always falling for her because she trips them with her laptop cable. Ain't nobody got a crush on her hen hen, she is too strong to be crushed! I was lying, she isn't strong at all! Keramia is sometimes the slit eat bit nice!
Guy: Who just tripped me?
Keramia: I DID BECAUSE YOU ARE A SEXY BEAST WHOME I LIVE TO SERVE!
by Kakameria December 24, 2013

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Keramia is sex on a stick to anyone who likes mean people. She has guys falling for her everywhere because she leaves her laptop cable out ;). People want to rape her sometimes or let her see their great balls if fire. Keramia is the nightmare of your dreams. Don't let her touch your wand either because she knows a lot of spells. She is also famous and loves to peel carrots at things that bring great dishonor like lily pads.
by YarsonTheGarçon December 24, 2013

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