ker flop 

The sound a mans testicales make when he sits down a toilet seat lid, and his testicals hit the water inside of the toilet.

I'll be right out! *Ker flop*.

ker flop by Robert Kahn May 20, 2005

kerflop 

falling or tripping without grace onto a hard surface, usually resulting in "battle wounds"

I didn't mean to kerflop onto that curb, it just happened; now I've got a nasty gash to prove it.

kerflop by CT921 April 15, 2008

kerflopulitis

1. To flop and not roll

2. To eat cereal without milk

1. "Did you see him kerflopulitis"

2. Bob likes kerflopulitis

kerflopulitis by Kermit the iced tea mongril April 24, 2022