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a hot fuckable man that leaves the girls breathles. he has an eye for women and he always picks the hottest and most fuckable with big tits and nice round ass. Yeah id say you should fuck him because hes hot
i had a kenyon today
by saamas May 04, 2009
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The boy's name Kenyon \ken-yon\ is of Irish and Gaelic origin, and its meaning is "blond".
Kenyon is an all-around great guy! Usually tall, muscular, smart and very witty.
by griz2 February 03, 2010
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A hardcore sex position involving two men, a duck, sandpaper, and a grapefruit.

First, the larger, alpha male, stands over the submissive, or bitch male, and makes the bitch perform oral felation. Next, the live duck is inserted, head-first, into the bitch's ass (keep in mind, this bitch is male), and the alpha male proceeds to rub the sandpaper vigorously onto the bitch's mankong. Lastly, the alpha male juices the sliced grapefruit on the bitch's mankong.
Man, I just got a Kenyon in that ally!
Tom, Kenyons are God's way of saying don't do that.
How long till you get the duck?
by Moo-cow September 13, 2005
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Someone Who will never feel the touch of a women; a person who touches themselves to japanese animation.
That guy over there is a Kenyon; ie Kenyon from WPL
by Leatherneck February 04, 2006
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As in Peter Kenyon chief executive of Chelsea Football Club, meaning A 'Cunt'
Used mainly in football forums.
Alan Green off 606 live phone in on BBC Five Live Radio is a proper Kenyon.
by Whit Lane Red February 03, 2007
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An awesome dude with crazy skills. He is trained in every weapon mainly with airsoft sniper rifles. He can sometimes even shoot bb's out of his 12 inch cock into a opponents eye from a mile away.
Don't pull a kenyon and shoot a bb out of your cock!
by Crazycooldoggy September 21, 2016
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Kenyon is a funny, caring, outgoing, and loving guy! He loves his family and will always think about others before himself, but don't make him mad because he can get very crazy and loose his mind and doesn't think twice about fighting. kenyon doesn't like mess and he is very handsome with the most awesome waves! Ladies get you a Kenyon !! (Ken-yehn)
Girl, did you see Kenyon today?! He is so sexy!
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