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kennylander 

kennylander is a slang term for emo lovin, hardcore steeze patrolin, mark ass beezy.
dang that kid is so kennylander
kennylander by ouds May 27, 2008

Kentlands 

A plaza located in Gaithersburg, Maryland. When one wants to make drug deals, do drugs, have pre-marital sex, drink a 40oz., smoke a black, get into fights, or just have a good ol' slabby ice cream at Marble Slab, this is the place to go. 'Kentlands Rats' are the inhabitants of such a place. Ages ranging from 9 to 25. Most 'Kentlands Rats' never really go home, but sleep under a bench by the fountain. Most don't shower and are very skinny beacuse they've spent all their money on drugs, and can't afford to feed themselves, or take a bus home.

The fountain, which is located behind the row of buildings which includes Marble Slab Creamery and Crepes a Go-Go, is one of the many places you will find the 'Kentlands Rats'. The fountain, which up until recently was polluted with urine, rat corpses, e. coli, algae, vomit, feces, semen, pennies, and myraids of other unidentifiable objects, is the most common place to find the 'Kentlands Rats'.

The fountain is not the only place where you can find the 'Kentlands Rats'. They roam freely around the neighborhoods surrounding the Kentlands. The 420 stairs is one place you find almost all 'Kentlands Rats' at some point in time. There they are able to smoke marijuana freely without confrentation with local authorities. Other places such as Bong Waters and Lakelands Park are not visited as frequesntly due to inability to smoke marijuana because of distance and the local authorities.

Many of the 'Kentlands Rats' don't limit their drug usage to simply marijuana alone. LSD, Magical Mushrooms, MDMA and painkillers, are the most common drugs used next to marijuana. Some less common drugs include PCP, Cocaine, Ketamine and Morphine. Often they will hold parties where all will be on one specific drug. Most common parties are called "Rolling Parties', where attendees all use the drug MDMA, more commonly know as ecstasy. At such parties, attendees often suck on binkies to prevent chewing apart ones lip. Also, they listen to techno music, and play with glowsticks.

In conclusion, when visiting Gaithersburg, Maryland, If you're looking for sex, drugs, and slab ice cream, Kentlands is the place to go.
"at home all there is is troubles and problems but the second u get to kentlnads theres hugs and love u 4 get the problems that trouble u an hour b4 u feel at home for ur NEVER alone.u always feel happy for generosities in the air we have hippie circles to share our fun to hug and laugh and sing and to love one another. this is my real family and i love em to death i would follow each and evry 1 of em to the end nothing could change that not a fight or an awkward secret.pacts and promises and secrets and jokes and the inside ones.show what kentlands is all about.if u meet someone new they are instantly there.instantly apart of this amazing family.i love this family this place and especially the love i love the people the hugs and sometimes the sleeepovers.i cant explain how much i do all i can say is i love u"

-Name withheld.

Kentland Air Raid 

When a group of volunteer firemen stand around a table masturbating and ejaculate on a junior volunteer fireman who is laying on the table.
“Did you and Maine go to the tick house last night?”

“Yea it was awesome we did a Kentland Air Raid to Tommy
the ship between Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom

The best couple ever. Also said Kabloom
x: omg! Did you just see the latest news? there's katy perry with orlando bloom!
y: yaaaas! I've always been a Korlando stan
korlando by witness.mary October 26, 2018

kerlandie 

kerlandie is a very independent girl
kerlandie by Assessess November 21, 2021
Kerlanda is a very beautiful girl that's always bringing a smile to someone's face. Her eyes glistens and smile glows. She's always looking out for her friends. She's so perfect. She has a big heart for her small body. Although she's small she can literally throw you on the floor when provoked! Whew! The hands that girl got on her. Short but feisty. Despite all that she's very out of the way, and willing to do anything for someone if they do the same. All about reciprocating energy! Be more like her! Her personality is top tier, you would absolutely love to be her friend! She gives awesome advice and is very smart! Kerlanda is the best girlfriend, friend, wife, best friend all in one! She will love you when given the right treatment. Amazing hair, great smile, pretty face, cute body, and overall just a beauty.
Girl 1: Omggg you've seen kerlanda's face ?!
Girl 2: No shittt she's beautiful! i'm so jealous of her..

Person 1: Yoo dude you've seen kerlanda??
Person 2: Hell yea! Shes gorgeous man.
kerlanda by bigbootyzoeee0313 September 22, 2024