Mr. Chesney is an adult-contemporary singer disguised as a country singer... a fact that most people miss because 1) he wears a cowboy hat (to hide his bald head) and 2) Nashville sucks. Oh, and for all you clueless girls who find him hot, truth be told he really looks like a middle-aged turtle on steriods.
Screw Chesney, buy Dwight Yoakam's new CD "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. LONG LIVE YOAKAM!
by me April 25, 2005
This punk is a balding, rather fugly, cunt tree singer who is, for some unknown reason, loved by millions of females across America, mostly in The South and parts of the lower Midwest (mostly Kentucky, Missouri, and southern Illinois). He has a horrid accent, can't even sing, and is pretty dumb.
Hi! Ah'm Keen-ny Chesn-ney and ah love the Confederate flahg, greetz, 'mater samitches (fried green tomatoes/sandwiches), and makin' kuntree muuzic. A-hyuck!
by damyankee May 25, 2005