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kennedale 

a tiny tiny town in texas, youve never heard of it. ghetto beyond belief, yet terribly hillbilly at the same time. home to some racetrack no one really gives a shit about. full of people who think theyre the shit because they shop at abercrombie & straighten their hair, when compared to the rest of the world their just as unclassy as the people they hate on. great school district with a nice athletics program, thats about all theyve got going for them. 6 square miles of pure stupidity. an early death wish for people who dare to remain.
person 1: damn mannn my cousin lives in kennedale
person 2: what the fuck is a kennedale?
kennedale by sydney! April 12, 2008
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kennedale 

A small ass town in Texas anyone barley knows. Where the teachers are bitches and STD's spread quicker than a slut.
STUDENT 1-"Did you hear about that teacher in kennedale having sex with those five guys?"

STUDENT 2-"Yeah, this girl told me in the hallway!"
kennedale by slutsandbitches June 6, 2011

kennedale 

horrible people, horrible environment. 90% of the people have stds and smoke weed in the bathroom. has like 12 teachers that’s been arrested for sleeping with students
person 1: have you been to kennedale

person 2: oh yeah fuck that place
kennedale by dummythickho November 14, 2021

Kennedie 

An amazing personality. A Kennedie is adored by everyone. Many people are jealous of her smacking body. She doesn’t hold grudges against people. A Kennedie is very loyal. She is trust worthy. Any guy would be lucky to have her. She isn’t supposed to be handed down. She is EARNED. Once you break her she will re-gain he strength/love in time. Boys love her. Some girls hate her! At the end of the no one can top Kennedie!
Kennedie is so perfect!
Kennedie by T.M.K June 9, 2018

Kennedie 

The absolute perfect girlfriend! Someone who is loyal and loves you with everything they have. They also have an attractive body that makes all of your friends jealous. Nothing beats Kennedie in the girlfriend department.
Kennedie is the best girlfriend you can have!

Pat Kennedied 

To get fucked up on a combination of prescription pills and alcohol and then attempt to drive, write legislation or go to work as if you weren’t fucked up.
Pat, why aren’t you at work? I’m watching the Price is Right ‘cause I got Pat Kennedied and they wouldn’t let me operate the bulldozer at work today.

KennerDale 

A school middle of fuckin nowhere. The Sucky Gs took all Of the Kd bitches leaving them wanking there dicks. They munch on dick scabs and guzzle cum. They teach white supremacy and history of the KKK. KD sucks balls and they have pain olympic rallies in the cornfield.
Guy: Didn’t that kid get dick ina butt
Guy2: Yeah that’s so KennerDale

Guy: in his defense we took all there bitches
Guy2: ya lmao gayass
KennerDale by SuskysDaRealOG October 24, 2019