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Ken-Gar is a tawny enclave in well-off Montgomery County, Maryland. Its name comes from the contraction of Kensington, and Garrett Park, betwixt which it is platted. It is defined by the heavily wooded Rock Creek Park on several sides, railway on the south side, and has but a single entrance. Ironically, some of the children who live in the neighborhood fancy it "rough" due to the predominately minority populace, but it is in fact an old, well-settled neighborhood with a rich history, several churches, and a civic-minded populace.
We are visiting those delightful folks in Ken-gar, near the Kensington Antiques district!
ken-gar by Shloss November 17, 2009
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Ken Griffin 

CEO of the hedge fund Shitadel, known for being an (alleged) liar, a cheat, and a market manipulator. Naked shorting of GME is his forte and seemingly has a love for mayo and bedposts.
person 1: Look at that short ladder attack right at the opening bell. Looks like Ken Griffin is back on his bullshit again.
Ken Griffin by radrach23 February 16, 2022

Ken Griffey Jr. 

A baseball player that was very good in the 90's. He is very popular with Mariners fans even if he is not doing well or even on THEIR team.
Person 1: What team is Ken Griffey Jr. on this year?
Person 2 (Mariners fan): THE MARINERS!

Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise 

Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.
Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.

Ken Griffey Jr. 

The Man. Possibly the greatest overall outfielder ever as well as the best player in Mariners history.
Ken Griffey jr. is such a beast, he's the man!!
Ken Griffey Jr. by David Hagan March 14, 2006

Ken Goodman

a multifaceted photographer, restaurant consultant, BBQ competitor, hunger relief advocate and classically trained chef
You can learn more about Ken Goodman by visiting www.KennethGoodman.com
Ken Goodman by Capturing Images February 3, 2010
A man who comes out as gay after he is married to a women
Joey is going to be a ken gay.
ken gay by Bowlerbot May 29, 2017