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A very immature child, who does not understand anything more complex than the word "bob" and is unable to keep his mouth shut. Kempey will never change the subject without the force of 120 busses making him. Kempey also often addresses his pets as if they were his sex partners.
lol, kempey is such a tard.

shut the fuck up kempey!

kempey, go kill yourself.
by Brandon Foltz August 02, 2006

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