Such a beauty. People are often scared to approach her because of her beauty.

But do not be fooled by her gorgeous face!!! She will shank you and pull you in like a siren singing her tune on an ocean rock! She will slap the dirty piss right of you if you cross her and she will do it with a smile on her face!! So always compliment her, be kind, or she'll go all Medusa on your ass !!!
Tell her she's pretty or she'll go all kelvina on you.
by Leann78 April 22, 2017
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