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a musical instrument used to impress the ladies.
person 1: I play the kelbow.
person 2: wtf is a kelbow, am I stupid?
kelbow by LacJam March 24, 2020
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kelloggs trippa 

English people attempting to speak Greek and using the words Keloggs Trippa as an attempt at pronunciating "Kollo Trippa". The real pronunciation is Kollo trippa which means ass hole, chocolate starfish or rectum.
I absolutely pounded her Kelloggs trippa for several hours last night.
kelloggs trippa by Sixamenos August 28, 2018
The most innocent and the best lord and savior that ever existed in the whole entire world. But to this day we still don’t know if he has a dick or not so stay tuned.
“Hey who’s that robot over there?”
Excuse me? That is Keebo, you uncultured swine.”
Keebo by Toothylemon May 4, 2020

Kelby Kill 

When you slam a hard zero, usually a chubster.
That’s a kelby kill right there bro.
Kelby Kill by shlepp14 November 6, 2020

kelebogile

A mad cute girl that is ready to sercure the bag/ or has already sercured it. She is a crackhead and is mad funny.
kelebogile by Chanel baby December 1, 2019

Michael Kelso 

The extremely funny and stupid fictional character on the sitcom That '70s Show. Played by Ashton Kutcher.
Eric Forman: What kind of idiot leaves the keys in the ignition? Michael Kelso: Well if I put the keys in my pocket it distracts from my natural bulge GOSH!