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kegelcizer 

An exercise machine depicted in the television show "Futurama" that aids Kegel exercises, which strengthen the pelvic floor muscles in the vagina.
"I'm going to work out on the Kegelcizer."

Sony Vegas Keygen

Upon pirating "Sony Vegas 8" you will almost always have this keygen by Digital Insanity.

With it's stereotypical hacker-montage music it will make you feel like a big hecker of the interweeb.
Computer: "Sony Vegas Downloaded"
King: Vegas 8... Sony Vegas Keygen...
*music starts*
King: EPIIIIIIIIII-
A wild party where beer is served (usually in disposable plastic cups) from a keg. Keggers are usually associated with high school and college students, but anybody can throw one if they've got a lot of friends and at least one keg of beer.
"Were you at Steve's kegger on Saturday night? Jessica and Ashley got drunk and made out with each other in front of everybody. It was awesome!"
kegger by You Can't Kill the Metal October 20, 2006

ass kegels 

The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.
Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.
ass kegels by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014

Tappa Tappa Kegga 

(n.) also known as TKK.

1. a flaming bundle of douchebags who despite their horrible drinking skills brag about drinking.

2. a cornucopia of fagweeds who at the conclusion of every occurence recite "Tappa Tappa Kegga style"

3. some faggots who love blowing up each other's facebooks (and quite possibly each other) all day long.
Hey man did you hear?...Elton John just pledged Tappa Tappa Kegga. TKK style!!!

re-kegged 

When a person has been kegged and just as they pull their pants (trousers) back up they are kegged again.
"keg me once shame on you, but if i get re-kegged im a douch.
re-kegged by its free April 21, 2010