verb, any sick and brutal slaughter or consumption of puppies, kittens and/or cute baby animals.

noun, a demented irish man that probobly wants to cause you mental or physical pain.
verb: those crazy hoboes snuck int o the zoo and keelaned all the cute animals.

noun: oh my god dude, that sketchy guy over there with the potatoes and the pot of gold is a keelan...he was on the news last week.
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1.the hottest guy ever that everyone wants
2.sexy but nice
3.some drunk (but good looking)irish bloke sitting in a pub with a pot of gold
person1.)omg! sex-bomb!! he is such a keelan..
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a hockey player that HAD(NO LONGER =-( long hair who likes to be annoying. Also plays lacrosse.

favorite hockey team is the capitals. ._/

also likes to froggy hop a lot at random times.
wow Keelan, if you jump so high like all the way to china then fall I'm gonna laugh =-)
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The literal definition of Keelan is actually petty. But you can look into Keelan further than that. Besides being petty, Keelan is also very self centered and thinks he is the best at absolutely everything. But, in fact, he is shit.

Due to his huge ego, Keelans generally go for Sophie girls. Since the name is so absurd and retarded, it is likely that you will only meet one Keelan throughout your life.
Guy 1: Why did we let Keelan on the football team? He's shit!
Guy 2: Because he told us that he could play football just like Ronaldo!
Guy 3: Yeah...and also he said he would block us on every social media if we didn't.
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irish man of 4 feet or less in height who tries to teach
that man is such a keelan
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