the really strong, orgasmic, heavenly powder shit in the bottom of a weed grinder that gets you fucked
by dank-bastard-420 June 7, 2022
by Freaky 😏 February 17, 2021
Keef Tomsum is a term that is often used to describe a tall black man who actually freed the slaves. His large hands and feet, coupled with an inordinately small car, all serve to suggest an incredibly large dick that has been proved to extend farther than the ends of the universe. Not to be confused with the other lesser-known Snickers member, Keem Tomlinson.
Person 1: Is that two guns in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Person 2: ...that's a nine mil and a nine inch.
Person 1: Okay then mister Keef Tomsum.
Person 1: What the fuck is that? That's gotta be at least nine inches!
Person 2: Yeah, I call him little Keef Tomsum.
Person 2: ...that's a nine mil and a nine inch.
Person 1: Okay then mister Keef Tomsum.
Person 1: What the fuck is that? That's gotta be at least nine inches!
Person 2: Yeah, I call him little Keef Tomsum.
by balzinjawz November 24, 2021
by GrackDaWeirdo October 28, 2021