Kazookeylele 

A musical instrument created by one of youtubes partners, crouts0. It is a blue ukulele with a small piano built on the side of it. It also features a flute on the top of the ukulele. It requires good multi- tasking skills to play this instrument because it is basically 3 instruments in one. This instrument is not a real instrument as it is an invention so you won't be able to walk into a music store and find one.

Guy 1: yo negro did you see that video on youtube last night
Guy 2: ye ye I did the one with the Ukulele
Guy 1: No, that was a kazookeylele dumb nigga.
Guy 2: shit holmz i didnt know.

Kazookeylele by grayan55 February 28, 2009

Kazoomer 

One who spits bullshit to two people about how much he or she likes another person.

1-"Yeah man, I really do like her, its just i think she should text me first sometimes... I mean, if she cared then she would."
2-"Yean.. but you are the guy, you should initiate it.."
1-"I guess you're right. Let's go see her tonight."
2-"She lives way too far away to go at midnight.."
1-"I don't know man, I just, I really feel like we should go see her tonight... I really like her"
2-"Then text her."
1-"She needs to text me first"
2-..."Talk to her in school"
1-"Yeah, idk, i dont really feel like it.."
2-"Fuck you!"
(Person 1 is an example of a kazoomer)

Kazoomer by cmanley0012 January 30, 2010

bazookers 

going crazy or wild

I'm going bazookers" (variation on beserk)

bazookers by Gryffindor Girl March 29, 2016

kabonkers 

When someone has big boobies and the nipples almost poke your eyes out.

Woooah!! Check out the kabonkers on Angelina Jolie!

kabonkers by prince of pershia December 30, 2008

kahooners 

balls, courage, gnads, moxy, testicals

I didn't have the kahooners to play that joke at work.

I don't have the kahooners to go up to her and say "hello".

I cannot believe he did that. What a massive set of kahooners. I'm surprised he wasn't sacked on the spot.

kahooners by beroccaboy July 14, 2009

Knookers 

Pronounced like nookers, knookers is a synonym for boobs or knockers. Like the word fook, it makes a slightly more serious word, funny.

Look at the knookers on that girl, I could land a plane on those!
Holy knookers I just won the lottery!

Knookers by Jack Larken December 16, 2011

kazooter 

Kazooter (n.) :
1) A person who's actions resemble an idiot
2) Butt
3) One who enjoys playing a kazoo

1) He was being a kazooter today at work.
2) That job is a pain in my kazooter.
3) My kid is a kazooter!

kazooter by Animaniac420 May 28, 2016