Kazoomer 

One who spits bullshit to two people about how much he or she likes another person.

1-"Yeah man, I really do like her, its just i think she should text me first sometimes... I mean, if she cared then she would."
2-"Yean.. but you are the guy, you should initiate it.."
1-"I guess you're right. Let's go see her tonight."
2-"She lives way too far away to go at midnight.."
1-"I don't know man, I just, I really feel like we should go see her tonight... I really like her"
2-"Then text her."
1-"She needs to text me first"
2-..."Talk to her in school"
1-"Yeah, idk, i dont really feel like it.."
2-"Fuck you!"
(Person 1 is an example of a kazoomer)

Kazoomer by cmanley0012 January 30, 2010

Kaboomerang 

ka·boo·mer·ang  Show Spelled kuh-boo-muh-rang

–adjective

1. characterized by or proceeding from a stupid action.

2. something that comes back to bite one in the ass.
3. has the appearance of something cool, but ultimately turns out terribly for the initiator.

–noun

7. Informal. a kaboomerang.

Man#1: So, then I got so mad that lit my shirt on fire to prove he was wrong.
Man#2: And how did that work out for ya?
Man#1: ...had to go to the hospital.
Man#2: Well that sucks.
Man#1: Yeah, it was a total kaboomerang.

Kaboomerang by Chiggety May 2, 2010

Kazoo-mer 

People born after the millennials that like the kazoo instrument, make a lot of noise but have no other purpose in life.

A gamer may be making a lot of money and hey he/she is nothing more than a kazoo-mer.

Kazoo-mer by Professor grandmaster G July 21, 2020

kazooter 

Kazooter (n.) :
1) A person who's actions resemble an idiot
2) Butt
3) One who enjoys playing a kazoo

1) He was being a kazooter today at work.
2) That job is a pain in my kazooter.
3) My kid is a kazooter!

kazooter by Animaniac420 May 28, 2016

Kaboomer 

A Karen who is also a boomer, they explode in anger therefor being a KABOOMer

"Did you see that lady yell at the cashier? She's a total kaboomer

Kaboomer by Sick Nchafer September 26, 2020

Kaboomer 

A karen born between the years 1946 and 1964; A karen that is part of the baby boomer generation known to blow up very often

Your grandma is such a kaboomer

Kaboomer by suk my pp September 26, 2020

kazooker 

anyone who goofs around with bros or is a part of kazooknation

Jerome is definatly a kazooker cuz he clowns way too much

kazooker by nate norris January 21, 2013