A soporific herb consumed in tea form by vegans, wombat nuzzlers, and other idiots. Causes temporary mental retardation and pronounced loss of motor control.
by pookleblinky December 04, 2004
Kava is a beverage made from the roots of a tropical shrub that is cultivated throughout the Pacific Islands for its ability to promote positive wellbeing and pleasant relaxation without affecting mental clarity. Kava is consumed by many Pacific Island cultures including those in Polynesia, Micronesia, and Melanesia and is known by many names including Kava Kava, Awa, Yaqona, Sakau among others.
Hawaii, Samoa, Tonga, Vanuatu, Fiji Papua New Guinea, New Caledonia, Solomon Islands, and other minor Pacific Islands.
Kava is neither intoxicating like alcohol nor stimulating like coffee. It has a 3,000 year history of use as a safe and effective way to promote a state of mental wellbeing that is accompanied by marked physical relaxation. Expect to feel relaxed, at peace, and ready to socialize.
Hawaii, Samoa, Tonga, Vanuatu, Fiji Papua New Guinea, New Caledonia, Solomon Islands, and other minor Pacific Islands.
Kava is neither intoxicating like alcohol nor stimulating like coffee. It has a 3,000 year history of use as a safe and effective way to promote a state of mental wellbeing that is accompanied by marked physical relaxation. Expect to feel relaxed, at peace, and ready to socialize.
by Kava Master April 09, 2017
A wonderful blend of roots, dirt and water... producing very mild hallucinogenic effects and a buzzing feeling of euphoria.
by Capt Asshole May 15, 2005
A person, not a drink for once, a very kind and caring person that has a serious face until you get to know them, generally brings a smile to your face as they are not as you expect them to be. They can tend to be a lostie at times and may even be realated to pinocchio, but at the end of the day they are down to earth and nice to be around as well. They are sometimes cluess, but I reckon they are trust worthy friend to have that will always be there whenever there is a issue. They are funny or sometimes at least try to be. Honestly a great person to talk to about the randomest of stuff.
Being Defined Kava as when they keep a serious face every single time you see them in person and they look like they are angry with the world or pissed off but it is just there normal resting face
by ewvgfhjfd;sji June 05, 2022
A "kava" is someone that is interested into shemales and has a passion for headphones and bashes at least 10 times a day.
by Triggz2active February 19, 2019
You kava drinkers know what I am talking about... Kava hand is the smell of stinky Kava on your hand after you have made a batch. The smell will make the hairs on your arm stand up, and you get close to throwing up.
I was getting ready to finger blast Lionel after a magical time at the Hawaiian Luau. The sexual arousal was abated when Lionel caught a whiff of my Kava hand.
by M. Aurelius June 21, 2013
by k rocc July 05, 2007