kaufy's dream
kaufy's dream by jizz monkey February 5, 2005
Nic Kaufmann
Nic Kaufmann is a tiktoker but also known as the cutest little thing ever. He is hot, cute and funny. His eye catching tiktoks are ADDICTING !!!!!!! We totally stan an indian german guy :]
noob 1: Who's that hot ass guy on tiktok that makes girls (and maybe guys too) crazy?
noob 2: Oh... Its probably Nic Kaufmann.
noob 2: Oh... Its probably Nic Kaufmann.
Nic Kaufmann by shrasian, shrek yet asian March 8, 2020
Andy Kaufman Syndrome
When one's intention by telling a joke or doing something funny, is to make oneself laugh instead of others.
Bob: Hey didn't I go to highschool with you?
Steve: Hell, yea. I used to let you touch my penis in gym.
Bob: Wait, what?
Melany: That isn't the same Steve, and that isn't funny
Steve: It was to me. I have Andy Kaufman Syndrome
Steve: Hell, yea. I used to let you touch my penis in gym.
Bob: Wait, what?
Melany: That isn't the same Steve, and that isn't funny
Steve: It was to me. I have Andy Kaufman Syndrome
Andy Kaufman Syndrome by Hellste Stern Von Allen June 5, 2010
A Case of the Kaufman's
when a person, usually female, is momentarily or otherwise permanently infatuated with and or occupied by a member of the Kaufman family (Arizona chapter). The female is not sure why she is so infatuated with a Kaufman but is and cannot get over her feelings. the virus is very contagious when contact occurs with the original source.
girl1: OMG i have such a case of the Kaufman's!
girl2: i don't event know what you see in him.
girl1: i don't know he's just so charming i keep going back.
girl2: i don't event know what you see in him.
girl1: i don't know he's just so charming i keep going back.
A Case of the Kaufman's by CaptainKaufman August 19, 2012
Kaufman, Texas
A place where dreams and ambition go to die. Kids can't wait to "get out of this town and never come back", but end up getting knocked up by their high school sweetheart, continue to live here for the rest of their lives, and then their kids have the same high school teachers they had had.
Kaufman, Texas by Xc17 December 24, 2016
kausy
The unofficial mascot of the most plagued students of all time. As a symbol of the KAUST Gifted Student Program, Kausy stands as a reminder for students that there are more important things in life like crying tears of joy from excessive laughter at the sounds Kausy produces instead of crying over midterms. Kausy is believed to have either reduced or induced student stress and trauma. We don't really know, and probably never will...
kausy by ThisIsTheDefiner January 8, 2018
Kaufman Mode
(noun) The state of mind when nothing productive can be accomplished due to an extreme lack of motivation and/or frustration with the power system.
Kaufman Mode by revengeoftheging April 7, 2013