People who live on the island of Kauai and try way too hard to fit in with Kauai's social scene. This mostly includes extremely white people trying to speak pidgin when they moved here from Utah a year ago, representing west side, southside, etc. when you don't even live there, being a ninth grader and talking about nothing but getting stoned when everyone knows you've been chambered like once, and cruising in places where only locals should be cruising. These people are shunned and beat up in the back parkinglot of K-Mart.
Bob (white mormon freshman nug) shows up at shippies. He gets his ass kicked and thrown off the cliff. Bob is an example of "Kauai Posers".
by wilhelmscream March 15, 2009
Kauai Suda is an amazing girl.......who gets all the boys.she is a thick sis and she is the most beautiful person ever.She is funny,nice,and caring.she also really likes k pop.
by A loving person April 13, 2019
Usually wears stained Tank tops. Hooks up with creachers. Gives head for a nug. Can find fucking with random chicks in star bucks threatening to call one aunty hoi. Oh don't get me wrong there pretty hot. But filled to the rim with stds.
Holy shit did you see those kauai stoner hoes crawling all over patrick and jamal at borders. intense
by jkpeckerface March 15, 2009
Literally nothing to do here except going to Kukui Grove where the only entertainment there is Fun Factory. Don’t forget Walmart, Target, and Ross where the saggy ass kids go! Also don’t forget the flock of chickens when arriving at Lihue, Hanapepe, and Kapaa! And most importantly, it’s not more fun without going to Ishihara Market in Waimea, which is now closed! Kauai is not that bad, just make Kaumakani look nicer because it looks like some Filipino slum in Manila.
by KauaiIsBoring May 6, 2023
by Big boy yz November 27, 2020