Katten

A person whom instantly shuts down any party or the attempt thereof. A true Katten may also strictly oppose, prevent, or shut down any other fun activity.

Bjarne: Are you up for a party tonight?
Espen Reidar: Sure, as long as Katten doesn't show up and ruin the party.

Bjarne: This party is the greatest.
Espen Reidar: Wtf, Katten just arrived and killed our party.

by Notakatten August 31, 2016

Katten

A cat that is fully grown and still looks like a Kitten.

"dude look at that Katten its like six and still looks like a kitten!

by kate neeley March 10, 2008

Katten

A Baby Cat.

"Woah Look At the Size Of That Katten!"
".. Dont you Mean Kitten?"
"No. Katten..."

by No-one Really March 8, 2009

Katten

Katten is a great freind. She is kind and can sometimes be shy. She is a great girlfriend and so kind and sweet to everyone. She hates to be hated on and hate people that are rude. She will always be kind and sweet. If you ever meet her then you'll always want to be with her.

Katten is a great girlfriend

by Katten's bf January 27, 2018

Katten

Katten is a good kitty who also wants to kill you
Katten like straw
Katten hate Orion
Katten hate Damien
Katten hate Akihiro
Katten hate Michi
Katten hate Ika
Katten love Nate ;))))))))))))))))))))))))

Damien: I hope I don't meet Katten today
Katten: surprise motherfucker lol xd lmao

by avocadophobic July 19, 2018