Katfish is the most amorevolous and mirific cavernicolous fish in the modern state of Lemgo. Its tail is golden and its words are poetry. Some say, the Katfish is a frankenfish, but according to Henning van Jodes this really is just fake news made up by biologists who would've vended their very first-born to have made the groundbreaking discovery of the Katfish. It has been scientifically proven, that the first contact with the Katfish was absolved by Apache. Various experts suggest the assumption that Apache still approaches Katfish, but keeps it a secret for the prevention of media scrum.
Scholars generally agree that the Katfish was raised in the Republic of Oberbieber and spoke a dialect of Cute as its first language. The Katfish went to sea at a young age and travelled widely, as far as seaweed grows and quotes it is best known for worldwide are the scientific terms of "perf" (not to be mistaken with perv) and "def".
Therefore a person named Katfish is the embodiement of grace and seaweed. When calling a person Katfish, this means the deepest love, devotion and a "huge craving for crisps"(1).
(1) Quote by Enis (MySpäti Berlin)
Scholars generally agree that the Katfish was raised in the Republic of Oberbieber and spoke a dialect of Cute as its first language. The Katfish went to sea at a young age and travelled widely, as far as seaweed grows and quotes it is best known for worldwide are the scientific terms of "perf" (not to be mistaken with perv) and "def".
Therefore a person named Katfish is the embodiement of grace and seaweed. When calling a person Katfish, this means the deepest love, devotion and a "huge craving for crisps"(1).
(1) Quote by Enis (MySpäti Berlin)
Your tail is breathtakingly golden/your words sound like deep poetry to me, are you a Katfish?
Do you wanna be my Katfish?
Do you wanna be my Katfish?
by Fürst December 17, 2020
An old white lady with no social life so she posts googled pics on Twitter so loser simps with no lives will give her likes and validate her pathetic life.
Oh look Katfish Karen posted another hot young girl pic from Google with no face and got 14 simps to like it.
by JayKaine December 5, 2021
Not actually a cat-fish (nor a slithery fish creature), YET I am a mystical being who possesses the first name of Kat alas’ the last name Fisher - BEHOLD .... ‘Katfish’
by Katfish95 August 26, 2018