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Karenavirus

The Karenavirus is a viral infection that spreads 8.6 times easier than the flu.

Symptoms include:

Obsessive need to speak the manager, fiendish use of coupons, frequent bogo related tendencies, dying hair from
blonde to red, dying hair from red back to blonde again, and in extreme cases an uncontrollable verbal support for the MAGA community
The Karenavirus was a hoax created by the government to keep Karen’s from having 6 classes.
Karenavirus by dino mattz March 29, 2020
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Andrew's katana

Andrew's Katana states that, for each intelligent person in a room, a person of opposite intelligence and one order of magnitude louder must also exist.
"Quite frankly, I disagree with him on a number of economic policies and-"
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action
Andrew's katana by millsad November 8, 2015
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katenap Katenashi katana Kalena karena katina katona katonah katea katelan
Kawena is a rare female name. In Hawaiian it's means a rosey reflection. Kawena is very caring. She'll make you laugh even if she's feeling down. No matter what she's going through there's always a smile on her face and a smile on your face. Dont get her mad or she'll pop you in your head. Don't take her for granted because you'll regret it. She's beautiful in some ways but the most important thing is that she has a big heart.
Kawena is so nice. LIT
Kawena by Yourmom_is_a_woe March 14, 2017
An "Kateva" is usually one who will take your breath away at first sight. She's original, amazing, different in all the perfect ways and her beauty is undeniable. She will have the most mesmerizing eyes that anyone could ever have and just looking into them will make one lose their mind and fall deep in love with her, without necessarily trying. She's crazy but in the best ways possible and will surely change your life in the most positive way. She has a smile that will force you to smile no matter what, it's adorable. She's ridiculously sweet and anyone who is lucky enough to know a true Kateva should never let her go because they won't find another girl like her. She should be treated like a goddess and deserves the best in the world.
Jamal: just met a Kateva today

kendall: you're so lucky
Kateva by williar October 12, 2014
A cute girl you want to be seen with she is a little shy at first but once you get to know her she is a funny bubbly person! She is always there for you when you are feeling down, and is very loyal
Person 1: omg katelan is so sweet
Person2: I know and pretty
katelan by Barny34 August 30, 2017
Kalena is a hard person to get to know. She’ll shut you out but slowly let you in if you try. Any boy will get lost in her eyes because they are her most gorgeous feature although all of her is perfect. She falls in love way to easily although she always try not to cause she doesn’t want to get hurt. If she messages you it’s because you mean something to her so don’t shut her out. She dances a lot and can sing better than most people. Whatever you do, don’t mess with her feeling cause it’ll fuck her up real bad.
Boy: Can I meet you?
Kalena: Mmm
Boy: Please
Kalena:...
Kalena by alwaysinlove February 21, 2019

kerry katona 

english large breasted coke head who is famous for being famous
damn i hate that bitch kerry katona
kerry katona by jennytightlips February 12, 2008