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Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region.
This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.
This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.
(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!"
Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".
(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".
Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".
(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".
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Kasmira
The coolest female you will ever meet. She is hilarious, dope AF and cooler than yo mamma. Anyone who meets her will automatically enjoy her company because she is that cool. If you know a Kasmira, never let her go even if you know her though a friend. She will change your life because that's what Kasmira's do. Don't regret.
She is funny, outgoing, crazy, hilarious, pretty and confident.
She is better than ANY CHAD ever created.
She makes Chad's sad because they wish they could be like her.
Do not compare a Kasmira to a Chad, she will always win.
She is funny, outgoing, crazy, hilarious, pretty and confident.
She is better than ANY CHAD ever created.
She makes Chad's sad because they wish they could be like her.
Do not compare a Kasmira to a Chad, she will always win.
Kasmira by Avacadoflavoredcheesestrips July 3, 2016
Kaspary
Kaspary by Mrs. Kaspar Varn =) November 3, 2010
eddie kaspbrack
One of the characters from Stephen King's IT. He's small, asthmatic and gay and he's afraid of germs and sicknesses. Played by Jack Dylan Grazer in the 2017 version, and Adam Faraizl and Dennis Christopher in the 1990 version. Often described as a "Mini tornado"
eddie kaspbrack by rain_. December 15, 2017
eddie kaspbrak
THE BEST. SIMPLY. literally perfect man who is gay as all hell for richie tozier. hes asthmatic and small and i love him smsmsmsmsmssmm. hes in it by stephen king or whatever
emo loner: whos eddie kaspbrak? sounds lame...
chad: he's the best human to exist, a god compared to you, lowlife scum.
chad: he's the best human to exist, a god compared to you, lowlife scum.
eddie kaspbrak by ifck3durm0m September 30, 2021